Words. Fail. Me.

This was drawn to my attention by my mate Budley. It has to be a spoof, but it’s a pretty disturbing one. Ewwww. dinnerinabottle.com

I know it's wrong …

We have had a trying morning, involving a web server running out of steam, and a Dishwasher Incident requiring me to hotfoot it shortly to B&Q to get some drain rods. Also, I failed to make any soup for this week’s lunches, as it was dead warm yesterday. To console ourselves, we stuck a couple…

quelle horreur!

From today’s Times comes an article about how some French chefs are “spraying an omelette with a truffle-flavoured chemical and injecting fake wild-mushroom drops into a duck filet” more here.

a guilty lunch

I baked a couple of those Sainsburys part-baked baguettes for lunch – they are a godsend when you work at home, and have forgotten to put bread in the machine. Chopped up a shallot and some Red Leicester to make a cheese and onion-y sandwich, then added some cucumber. And then, the final flourish –…

and they call this cooking?

Spotted on a food blog I read, was this “recipe” for Lemon Pound Cake. 1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix 5 tablespoons instant lemon pudding mix 2 eggs 1/4 cup butter, softened 1/3 cup water 1/8 cup applesauce Truly, American cooking is a wondrous thing.